Old lady to guy pushing cart with large musical instrument case on top: Hey! Do you have a dead body in there? –8th & 6th Ave Old man: Tighty-whiteys! Tighty-whiteys! Does anyone know where the tighty-whiteys are? (pause) If anyone sees any tighty-whiteys, let me know. –Goodwill, Chelsea Strung-out old lady: Call me! I'm going to church, I need to pray for all of us! –Montague St, Brooklyn Long-haired old guy riding bike very slowly, to no one in particular: I hate you. –Thompkins Square Park Overheard by: Eli