Young male attorney: I like my job. It pays barely enough to keep me alive, but…

–Civil Court, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Big Larry

Little kid: But mom, you said we were gonna buy a piggy bank!!

–2 Train, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Laughing passenger

Woman shouting down her phone: Well, of course I'm grateful for everything. But you said we were spending too much money. So I said: "well, let's not do it, then." I mean, we have six cars and you never drive the Porsche!

–Central Park West

Ghetto girl on cell: That bitch act like she got money, but she only workin at IHOP!


Overheard by: Raven