Lady MTA cop to another: Some lady just asked me where the Big Apple is. I told her it's right over there. –Grand Central Terminal Overheard by: Plupy Teen girl on phone in Times Square: I'm right here, come find me. I'm underneath that one big flashing light. –Times Square Scruffy elderly man to his equally scruffy wife: Forty-second, forty-seventh–it's all the same shit. –Grand Central Terminal Overheard by: Plupy Girlfriend to another: Yeah, I was trying to tell you that I'd meet you under the neath! –40th Street & Broadway