Lady MTA cop to another: Some lady just asked me where the Big Apple is. I told her it's right over there.

–Grand Central Terminal

Overheard by: Plupy

Teen girl on phone in Times Square: I'm right here, come find me. I'm underneath that one big flashing light.

–Times Square

Scruffy elderly man to his equally scruffy wife: Forty-second, forty-seventh–it's all the same shit.

–Grand Central Terminal

Overheard by: Plupy

Girlfriend to another: Yeah, I was trying to tell you that I'd meet you under the neath!

–40th Street & Broadway