Crazy subway lady: Don't call me a bitch. JFK never called me a bitch. He didn't like that. –Downtown C Train Overheard by: Get me off this train Crazy guy being led by two NYPD away from the theater: These aren't my mushrooms! I eat those things, man! –Beacon Theater Overheard by: Sympathetic Bystander Crazy man to construction workers: Get stupid, motherfuckers, cause I get retarded! –Amsterdam Ave Overheard by: Chloe Woman yelling at perfectly well-behaved dog: You're crazy! –73rd & Central Park West Overheard by: potatopuff