Girl in boots to girl in Uggs: Try to switch it up. Like, if you wear boots with heels on Monday, wear Uggs on Tuesday. –9th St Man to security guard who has just accused him of shoplifting: This is a $1,700 jacket I'm wearing. –Fordham Rd & Valentine Ave College student: I'm not only clueless. Now I'm also shoeless. –70th and west end Overheard by: johnylagenteestamuyloca Woman to friends: Do you think anybody has said the phrase 'toddler boobie tassels' before? –36th & 6th Overheard by: BAM