Girl: If you had a foam roller, I would totally come over to your place and foam roll my boobies. –Union Square Disembodied female voice: Cause I'm wearing a bra! (female chorus of laughs) –Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle 20-something man to another: I just got run over by a pair of 38 DDs! –Penn Station Suit to buddy: I know there were colors, but I'd rather have titties. –Lafayettte & Canal Overheard by: Walked faster to chortle on time