Drunk girl to guy: That smells like ass… But I am not ungrateful. –Riverside & 109th Overheard by: Antonia Loud Barnard girl: Oh my god, smell my butt! –Barnard College guy: Yes, I washed. You always think my grundle smells like tuna fish and I've come to accept that. I refuse to take another shower. –McBurney YMCA Woman on cell: So then I found out that this bitch is forty-seven years old! I was like, 'damn bitch, you old, how you smell like that?' –Fordham Road