Guy with evil villain mustache: I'm not gay but I used to only date she-males, to this day I obsess over them.
6'5″ gay guy: Really? That's hot.
Guy with evil villain mustache: I think if I was gay I'd have to be a top, I poop way too much to be a bottom.
6'5″ gay guy: Don't we all…

–14th & 3rd