Man to young, female relative: Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair. –Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying Guy on cell: Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas. –Columbus Circle Dude yelling across the street: I heard you knocked my woman up?! You knock my bitch up, mothafucka!? (long pause) Congratulations, man! (goes across the street and shakes hand) –Clinton & Houston Overheard by: Sarah Ghetto fab to another: She's my baby girl, but that doesn't mean I won't smack the shit out of her. –Park Place & Underhill Ave