Man to young, female relative: Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair.

–Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg

Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying

Guy on cell: Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas.

–Columbus Circle

Dude yelling across the street: I heard you knocked my woman up?! You knock my bitch up, mothafucka!? (long pause) Congratulations, man! (goes across the street and shakes hand)

–Clinton & Houston

Overheard by: Sarah

Ghetto fab to another: She's my baby girl, but that doesn't mean I won't smack the shit out of her.

–Park Place & Underhill Ave