20-something guy to another: I had no idea that guy was living in our house, no clue! –E14th St Lady in crosswalk: Oh, the earth is not my home… –Fordham Road Guy handing out am ny: If you don't want to read it, use it as an umbrella! Just take it from me, cause I want to go home! –32nd & Broadway Overheard by: erkala Teen boy, after subway dance performance: Just keep in mind, people, we could've been doing something else–like robbing your house; you're not at home. Just a joke, people. –Cortlandt Subway Station Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli