20-something guy to another: I had no idea that guy was living in our house, no clue!

–E14th St

Lady in crosswalk: Oh, the earth is not my home…

–Fordham Road

Guy handing out am ny: If you don't want to read it, use it as an umbrella! Just take it from me, cause I want to go home!

–32nd & Broadway

Overheard by: erkala

Teen boy, after subway dance performance: Just keep in mind, people, we could've been doing something else–like robbing your house; you're not at home. Just a joke, people.

–Cortlandt Subway Station

Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli