Jewish guy: Who's the Alan Greenspan of nipples?

–Union Square

Random passerby in deep cinematic voice to elderly white gentleman in tux and bow tie: Bond! James Bond.

–14th & 6th

Overheard by: melanie

Clueless teenage girl: Wait–Marilyn Monroe committed suicide? When did that happen?

–MOMA, at Warhol's portraits of Marilyn Monroe

Student to friend: It's like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with kosher.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: But bacon isn't kosher…