Man to woman: Males are hard-wired for stupidity. If there were no females around we'd be totally stupid. If there was nobody left on the planet but men, I'd kill myself. –Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: Rose Fox Man to stranger next to him: I am going to go get a Shasta and kill myself. You'll probably never see me again. –LIRR Overheard by: Adam Freeman Fat hobo : They will kill you. Their birth certificate says female, but they are really a man… Secret agent man! –E Train Overheard by: Rocco Macri Man on phone: The thing is, I got a killer deal on the coffin. –Brooklyn