Tourist man, flipping Metrocard over and over: This isn't working!
Tourist man's girlfriend, already on the other side: Try it the other way!
Tourist man: It's still not working!
Woman waiting behind him: Maybe you can just let us through, since we know how this works, and we're all trying to make it on the train, while you figure it out?
Tourist man, glaring at her: That is so rude! I am gonna figure it out, eventually.
Man waiting behind him: Oh yeah? Hey–fuck you! If we miss our trains because you're a fucking idiot, we're gonna be fucking angry. And then you'll go home to whatever fucking stupid town you're from, and then we'll all be here in New York, hating you fucking forever! Forever! –G Train Overheard by: This is why people think New Yorkers are crazy