Gay boy: He actually MySpace stalked me. You know, when MySpace was Facebook. –48th & 6th Overheard by: Jarett Guy: Yeah, well, at least your restraining order just ended. –Christopher & Hudson Overheard by: The Yak Guy complaining loudly to group of friends: And then you've got all these girls dogging you! Like, "let's go bang! Let's go bang!" and then… –9th St & 2nd Ave Guy on phone outside of restaurant: Hi. This is Steve. I'm the one that stalked you. –Greenwich Village

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