20-something girl to friend: I just don't understand how our classy ladies day at The Met ended with me having a threesome with a leprechaun… –7 Train Overheard by: RS 20-something hot girl on cell: Don't you be textin' me about no three way! –14th & 6th Overheard by: Tommy Salami Security guard: This ain't an orgy. Go get yourselves a hotel room. –Terminal 5 Puzzled guy getting hit by crazy-looking girlfriend: Okay, I'm sorry! But, FYI, seeing you sandwiched between two guys in our bed wasn't that cool either! –32nd & 7th