Customer, pointing out window: How is this Silence musical? Have you seen it?
Barista: Oh, yeah, it's hilarious. The funniest thing I've ever seen in New York.
Customer: Wow, really?
Barista: Oh yeah! Well… Maybe not the funniest thing I've ever seen… Okay, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen that didn't involve somebody else's misfortune.

–The Bean, 1st & 9th

Overheard by: Meli$$a