Suit on cell: Most people want their pets painted. –Prince & Broadway Drunk guy yelling at busker while being dragged away by police: You see those pigeons? All those pigeons are my lovers! –Verdi Square Cop to crazy dude feeding birds: You feed the birds, I'll put you in the zoo! –Union Square Park Bratty eight-year-old girl: Aren't there any live animals here? –Museum of Natural History