Man on phone: If I took off my pants and a duck flew out still no one would give a fuck about me. –W 4th & Mercer Overheard by: Emlay Girl on cell: Mom! You don't need pants to get a job! –72nd & Columbus Woman on cell: So she's standing in the lobby of the Ritz-Carlton without any pants on! –8th Ave White girl: I realized I was the only white person there so I put my pants on and left. –83rd & 2nd