30-something woman on cell: I think we should definitely start with the fake vagina, then bring in the mysterious element. –6th Ave & Minetta Brunette skipping down street: I don't have any twat waffles! –Broadway 38th & 39th Dude: To be fair, a small boy anus is almost certainly tighter than Rosie Perez's cooch. –Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle Tall woman to friend: It's like a Brita filter for vagina juices. –Lower East Side