20-something hot girl to another: Well, if there was Kool-Aid on your butt, wouldn't you lick it? –42nd & Broadway Drunk girl: I would totally lick that off the table if I was more drunker. –71st & 1st Man on cell: I don't speak fucking German. I put my tongue in butts. I lick fucking clitorises. –135th & Malcolm X Mom to misbehaving son: You are not to lick your brother's tongue. You are not to lick your brother's face. I will leave you on the train tracks and you can find your way to the zoo yourself. Now, get it together. –F Train