Bag lady asking for change to kind person who gave: Thank you! Can I ask–do these headphones make me look rich? Cause I need my music when I'm out here. –23rd St & 9th Ave Aggressive panhandler to passing bald guy: Hey, Kojak! Help me out here! Who loves ya, baby! –5th Ave & 12th St Overheard by: Richard Nixon Drunk hobo arguing with another: I'm done talking to you. I can have a better conversation with the door. It just goes bing-bong. –Uptown A Train Overheard by: Amanda White Hobo to suit: Look at you, playing with yourself! That is gross, you are disgusting… You can't fight, you can't dance, and you can't fuck! –7th Ave Overheard by: scotty 2 Hobo to college students entering college: Don't go to class! Smoke crack, like me! –Hunter College Lex Entrance