Girl #1 at butcher's: Did you know that Kobe beef is named after the famous baseball player?
Girl #2: Get out! Really? (pause) It's so cool being famous…
Butcher: Kobe Bryant is not a baseball player, and no, it's not named after him. (he explains Kobe beef)
Girl #1: Are you sure? I think you're wrong. The baseball player spells his name the same way. –Staten Island, New York