Girl: No, you cannot watch me practice.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because I'll be miserable and hate everything.
Guy: But what if I get pleasure from that?
Girl: Then I sock you in the eye.
Guy: And what if I get pleasure from that?
Girl: Then I get out my bitch boots, you get out your gimp mask, someone gets a camera rolling and things get sexy. –Silver Center, NYU Overheard by: they must have quite a sex life