Guy in crowded holding room for Hair audition: This is like gay prison. –Ripley Grier Studios Small white jewish girl: Oh my god, I would leave my boyfriend for Lil Wayne in a second. Now that he's in jail, I think I'm going to start writing him letters. –NYU Overheard by: kpan Heavyset black kid: Remember, the police will take your dead body to jail. –Q Train Thuggy black dude: Naw, I ain't goin' to jail tonight–not for no black girl. Now if she was white… –E Train Overheard by: Tallwhiteboy Ghetto girl to another: Girl, you gotta stop buying things for him. He's in jail. –Astor Place K-Mart Overheard by: Elliot