Guy: He spends half the time summarizing the text with pantomime. –Computer Lab, NYU Overheard by: AH Normal-looking guy, conversing with invisible person: What? You can't read and write? Man, you ain't never gonna get your manhood back if you don't know how to read and write! –F Train Overheard by: DeaMcK Girl inside store: Books that aren't spiral-bound. That's my problem in life. I can't turn the pages. –Staples Overheard by: JF Am new york guy: Read about something in am New York! Read about something in am New York! –34th St Overheard by: erkala Mom: Okay, so his punishment is he's not allowed to read… –14th St & 4th Ave