Old man: My wife is 389 pounds. And that's on the weekend. This woman tried to eat 37 hamburgers and a Diet Coke. –A Train Overheard by: CAC Baby from the Glebe Guy to friends, watching half-dressed chubby girl walk by: I like my brown sugar oatmeal lumpy… Like that… Dammmmmn! –Penn Station Overheard by: Charlotte Mother to teen daughter: I was surprised that there were not more overweight people at the chocolate show. –50th St College girl to another: That was the first time I slept with a 300 lb Russian man. –7th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Jake Fogelnest Cashier to another: Naw, girl, not fat Rochelle… fat *Tiffany*! –Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle