40-something UWS mom to six-year-old girl: C'mon, honey, we have to get off here… or else we'll end up in The Bronx. (quietly)I hate it when that happens. –3 Train Overheard by: Mader 30-something hipster to another: You know what I love about The Bronx? 18-year-old MILFs. –Union Square Thug to friend: The army is like The Bronx of the military, and the marines are like Manhattan. –1 Train Overheard by: Vas Mom carrying lots of bags, with four year old in tow, looking exasperated: Jayden, it's too cold out to carry a turtle from Manhattan to The Bronx! –109th & Broadway Overheard by: Meredith