Thug tween in pj pants: My wound isn't open. I checked in the bathroom. –Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: This Is Our Youth Eccentric man, offering crusty napkin to sneezing female suit: Here, it's barely used. –Crosstown Bus Stoner to female friend: Before you clip your fingernails, make sure your nose is clear of boogers. –4 Train Overheard by: Patrick Rich lady to rich friend: But then I checked, and it wasn't oozing, and so I figured what the hell, you know? –31st & 3rd Overheard by: Perversely curious