Panicking tourist: Where are the stores? –8th Ave & 34th St Angry black woman on cell outside bodega: I'mma 'bout to get all ugly up in this fuckin' store. –St. Nicholas Ave, Harlem Overheard by: Joe Guy arguing with girlfriend: I'm telling you, there's only one reason people go to pet stores! –Park Slope Overheard by: Ladle Tiny old white lady dressed in full-on wool stockings, long knit skirt, long sleeved button down shirt, and sweater in 90 degrees weather, looking at two young black girls next to her wearing super tight tube tops and hoochie shorts: Oh I see we shop at the same store. –Broadway & 12th St Overheard by: cate