Woman on cell: What? You quit your job because you got an income tax refund? –1st & 69th 20-something hot girl to friend: I just want him to go into stand-up comedy so I can stop working. –207th St & Broadway Overheard by: Stefanie Petersen Woman on cell: I could go on a job interview right now, that's how sober I am! –12th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: maianess Woman to man online at the DMV discussing piercings and tattoos: I don't want to get no more piercings because it don't look good when I go to court… And for jobs. –Harlem DMV