Cab driver to guy getting in front seat and putting on seatbelt: What's da matter? You scared or something?! –23rd St & 9th Ave Overheard by: Murray Moroccan taxi driver: Always watch out for Chinese and New Jersey licence plates, they are the worst drivers in the world. –Midtown Overheard by: Ana Cab driver, shouting at passersby in crosswalk: Need some rain out here, Lord! Get 'em in my cab! –24th & 6th Overheard by: Oh NYC-you amuse me so Ambulance driver, over loudspeaker, stuck behind cab refusing to pull over despite lights and sirens: It's pretty clear why you drive a fucking cab for a living. –Brooklyn Overheard by: trafficjunky