#20, just past quittin' time, venting to a friend:
She want a fyi? I got a fyi. I'ma cc her ass! –21st and 7th In new york there are only 25 letters in the alphabet. … You remove the letter "r". –Port Authority loud homeless woman Overheard by: Eally? Is it tue? "fog… You know fag except o instead of a" –71st Continental Ave and Queens Blvd Overheard by: Hungry Runner Mother to kid at a parent teacher conference: "son, when the teacher tells you to be quiet, you shut your mouth! S-h-o-u-t! Shut!" –High School in the Bronx Overheard by: Faith