two guys are drinking arizona ice teas in an elevator.
Brit: This stuff is the juice of the gods.
American: It is.
Brit: I wonder how much sugar it has it… Oh my god!!! 24 grams of sugar!!!??
American: Hey, it never said it was good for you.
Brit: And that's per a serving! There's 2.5 servings in this bottle! What am I going to do?
American: Get fat like the rest of us?

–27th st. and Broadway, elevator

Overheard by: Bruce Lee