Crackhead boyfriend on subway, talking to random baby: Baby, how you doin' today? You like bein' a baby? I got a baby right there.
Crackhead girlfriend, completing crossword puzzle: Whas fo' lettas and is the middle of a egg? It can't be "yolk" cuz then it don't work with "wisdom" cause "yolk" don't have a "e" in it.
Crackhead boyfriend, to baby: Baby, she crazy. Crack! It's a beautiful day. –5 train in the Bronx Overheard by: what in the hell just happened?