If This Conversation Goes on for Much Longer, There Definitely Isn't a God.

Boy, after watching An Inconvenient Truth: Do you believe in god?
Girl: I believe in mother nature.
Boy: You don't believe in god?
Girl: I mean, I do… But I believe this is happening because of nature.
Boy: But you believe in her?
Girl: What?
Boy: Mother nature?
Girl: Mother nature is not like a person… It's just a saying for nature.
Boy: Wait… What? Oh… (pause) I thought she was like a tree or something.

–Regal Cinema, Union Square

Overheard by: Noeman Samdani

It's Sad When Religious Differences Come Between People

Geeky girl to boy: And then I said, “that's probably a horcrux!” (laughs) Get it?
Boy: No. What's a horcrux?
Girl, scowling: Um…
Boy: What?
Girl: I'm sorry, but that's kind of a dealbreaker for me.
Boy: What is?
Girl: Oh my god! Not knowing what a horcrux is, obviously.

–Barnard College

Overheard by: Samantha