Chick: So where in Iowa are you from? –UES
Yuppie: I don’t think he’s working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
Chick: Hey, come look at this, like, book! –Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Woman: I don’t know about this one, it’s not so Nebraska. –Anthropology
Crazy Old Lady: I can’t do it. What could I do? Do you want to kill me? –Bensonhurst
Yuppie: He said, “I’m a beautiful man, I deserve to be with a beautiful woman.” Because he’s so in love with himself he’s so lazy in bed. –Williamsburg
12 year old chick: You see? I told you! This is how the grown-ups dress. –East Village
Guy: OK, everyone who’s wearing the same clothes today as they did last night, raise their hands! –5th Ave.
Outside a Manhattan club: “Of course we’ll get in. We’re their customers. And of course those girls will get in first — they’re the product!”
Drunk: Where’s my boy, man? –Odessa, Ave. A