Yuppie: If I could be anywhere in the world now, I would be in the West Bank. – Cafe, Williamsburg
Young Woman: Are you part Italian?
Older Woman: I’m Italian by injection! –Private party, NYC
Crone: It’s 2:30! Shoot me, please. Why did I ever marry that man? –Office, 36th Street
Old Man: You put your hands on me again, I’ll cut your fucking throat. –Post Office, Bensonhurst
Guy #1: Look at that ass.
Guy #2: That is tight.
Guy #1: Man, I would have came eight times. –W Train
Gay Man #1: I like your coat.
Gay Man #2: Where did you get it?
Gay Man #1: Gucci.
Gay Man #2: Gucci, Gucci, Goo! –Elevator, Manhattan
One postal agent to other, speaking of the UPS agent nearby: Tell him to pick up all the heavy boxes, especially for the walk-ups. –Bleecker street Overheard by: Disco Lama
New York’s Friendliest Hobo: Your hair looks nice. MISS! YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD! –Midtown Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Schoolgirl: I’m the only one at school that wears wild stockings. –M79 Bus Overheard by: Fred Weiner
Hobo: It’s not like I even mean to keep talking. I don’t wanna keep talking. They fucked up when they started making Taco Bell Doritos. They take away the molasses! Why? Because they know I like it. I smoked crack with the FBI. Hasta la vista, nigger. Next time I see you, I’m gonna blow crack smoke into your head, you fucking bitch. –W Train