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May 2004 Archives
The Scream Guy
Business executive: We can use that grassroots, online community-building and marketing to create lots of support for the product, just like.... the scream guy did.
Low-level employee: Uh, you mean Howard Dean?
Business executive: Yes, just like Howard Dean did!
-- An office in Midtown
He knows his Christina
Young gay man: I don't want to sound cheesey, but to Christina, I'm a little bit stronger
Young straight girl: I think that's Britney.
Young gay man: No, you're wrong, that's Christina.
-- Midtown
More Cushion for the Pushin'
Guy: The bed shook. It shook with me. The bed shook.
--26th & 3rd
Contributed by: Megan Buckley
What Language do they speak?
Indian girl, speaking on her cell-phone: Jewish people don't speak English, and they're great businessmen. Chinese people don't speak English, and they're great businessmen. So you don't have to speak English either to be a great businessman!
-- Penn Station
A Book About You
Yuppie #1: I really want a drink
Drunk Homeless man (to Yuppie #2): What are you reading?
Yuppie #2: I'm reading a book on sobriety.
Drunk Homeless man (looking over her shoulder): Oh
Yuppie #2: Yes, it's also about drug additions..valium, etc.
Drunk Homeless man: Really that's interesting
-- Union Square Park
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