Suit to table of coworkers: … And I still shit on the floor!
–Lombardi’s, Spring St
Overheard by: bdangadang
Suit on cell: No, I’m just saying that you are being very unresponsive… Unresponsive! Do you know what unresponsive means? … Hello?
Overheard by: amanda
Suit answering cell: Hi. Yeah, I’m just being screwed in Penn Station…
Overheard by: walty
Suit on cell: Wait, he really locked himself in the car? Shit, he’s seriously going to blow his brains out… I know, call Denise. We’re fucked.
–55th & 6th
Overheard by: CK
Suit on cell: So, apparently they think that I think I’m, like, Britney Spears or something…
–42nd & Park