That Was Alsome

Guy: Remember when your shit was all yellow and shit? Remember that? What happened then?
Girl: I DON’T CARE! –Broadway & Grand

Do Go On…

Hipster Dude: That reminds me of the invention of penicillin.
Hipster Chick: Uh huh.
Hipster Dude: You see they discovered penicillin when they observed…
Hipster Chick: Uh huh. –Ave A and 6th St. Overheard by: Cityrag.com

Eh, I'll Settle for YouTube Notoriety

Random girl #1: What kind of movie is filmed at Jake's Dilemma?
Random girl #2: A movie that won't ever make it to the theaters.

–Amsterdam & 81st St