Free Stuff: The Universal Language.

Jewish lady to stranger: Do you want a coffee? It's free… I don't trink coffee.
Stranger #1: No, thanks.
Jewish lady: Do you want a coffee? It's free… I don't trink coffee.
Stranger #2: No, thanks ma'am. I'm Muslim.
Jewish lady: Happy Ramadan! (and then, as if it was normal, just walks off)

–Broadway & 80th


Along With Any Number Of Hopes and Dreams

Customer: What do you think of this bra?
Chubby saleswoman: This bra is great because the cup is molded into a shape, so there's plenty of extra room if you want to hold goodies in there, like money or a snack for later.

–Victoria's Secret Store

Overheard by: Colleen K.