Woman #1: I’ve been with him for five years.
Woman #2: Wow. That’s the longest you’ve been with anyone, isn’t it?
Woman #1: Yes…unless you count my two marriages.
–Midtown elevator
Overheard by: Tommy Raiko
Archive for January, 2005
Having Your Pie and Eating It Too
Sleazeball: I don’t want to break up; I want to sleep with someone else. –Penang, UWS Overheard by: Phyllis Overstreet