Chick: When I first got here from Jersey, I thought I’d let it all out, live my own life, but I quickly realized that was a bad idea. –Blue Ribbon Sushi, Soho Overheard by: Abby Law Student: The Nation is too conservative for her. –Fordham Law Overheard by: Patrick Smith
B&T chick: What I really liked about this guy is that he could write his name in cocaine. And underline it. –Grand Central food court Overheard by: Nathan K. Claus Guy: All I want is for my relatives to die in a certain order. –University Ave, Bronx Overheard by: Kaitlen
Guy on cell: It’s not like I sucked some guy’s dick last…oh wait, I did! –Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: a.alvarez & c.palmatier Guy: I’m sorry, I left my foundation at home today. –The Flame, Clinton Overheard by: Sandy
JHS girl: I’ll be damned if I let a seventh-grader ruin my reputation. –8th Ave. playground Sweaty fat man on cell: I would feel stupid if I were in a diabetic coma. –8th Ave. between 21st & 22nd
Player: Yo, I ain’t banged a fat bitch in a while. –Broadway & Astor Place Big woman: He looks like a bean…he has no ass! –Kate Spade, Broome St. Overheard by: wermice
German: Why those birds suddenly appear? Every time! In the mirror! –Williamsburg Overheard by: Greg Rutter Wife: Ooh, look, honey, they’ve got that Le Courvoisier chair! –MoMa
Girl: We’re outside now. Now I can entertain you. –57th & Park Overheard by: heather Hobo: Hey Mr. Rockafella, can you help a blackafella? — 7th Av & W. 11th Overheard by: Gillian Glasser
Wife: I don’t know what you’ve got to be so sad about. Your boss loves you, the kids love you, I love you, the dog loves you! –JFK airport bar
Dowager: My god darling! The emotion! I feel naked! –Jackson Pollock painting, MoMA Overheard by: Anthony Garmont
Guy: Where do you live again?
Girl: Right over there.
Guy: Can I walk you home?
Girl: But it’s right over there… –Orchard Street