Player: Yo, I ain’t banged a fat bitch in a while. –Broadway & Astor Place Big woman: He looks like a bean…he has no ass! –Kate Spade, Broome St. Overheard by: wermice
German: Why those birds suddenly appear? Every time! In the mirror! –Williamsburg Overheard by: Greg Rutter Wife: Ooh, look, honey, they’ve got that Le Courvoisier chair! –MoMa
Girl: We’re outside now. Now I can entertain you. –57th & Park Overheard by: heather Hobo: Hey Mr. Rockafella, can you help a blackafella? — 7th Av & W. 11th Overheard by: Gillian Glasser
Wife: I don’t know what you’ve got to be so sad about. Your boss loves you, the kids love you, I love you, the dog loves you! –JFK airport bar
Dowager: My god darling! The emotion! I feel naked! –Jackson Pollock painting, MoMA Overheard by: Anthony Garmont
Guy: Where do you live again?
Girl: Right over there.
Guy: Can I walk you home?
Girl: But it’s right over there… –Orchard Street
Security guard: You’ll have to sit up, there’s no slouching allowed on these chairs.
Security guard: If you don’t stop slouching you’ll have to leave. –Time Warner Center, 3rd floor Overheard by: Suzanne Cunningham
Wife: Do whatever you want…it’s not my mother who died! –JFK
Girl on phone: I forget what the BD stands for, but I’m pretty sure the SM stand for sado-masochism. My ad was in the platonic section, anyway. –60th & Columbus Overheard by: Alaska
Old Man: He tried to sell me 3 batteries for $47.
Old Lady: Who?
Old Man: Satan.
Old Lady: …what size? –1/9 train Overheard by: Jeremey Foster