Archive for March, 2005

“…my daughter actually swallows.”

Guy #1: So you like that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, so far.
Guy #1: Well, don’t get married. Unless you wanna have kids; that’s the only reason to get married.
Guy #2: You married?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: You have kids?
Guy #1: Yeah, thank god. –55th Street between 1st & 2nd Ave. Overheard by: Brandy Rowell