Archive for April, 2005

Wednesday One-liners are for the Dogs

Guy: Golden retrievers are beautiful animals. If I were a golden retriever, I would be so vain! –Shade, Sullivan Street Guy on cell: Oh, you want a doggy treat? When I get home I’ll give you a big fat bone. –34th & 8th Woman: Peter! Dog poop is not a toy! –CPW & 65th Street Overheard by: Johnathan

Attention DEA: Wednesday One-liners

Queer on cell: Michael Alig…yeah, I don’t remember those years so well. –1st & A Hood on cell: Yo man, that bitch stole two ounces of coke from my house!…She’s your friend, you go get it back! –outside The Martini Red Lounge, Staten Island Overheard by: Becka Dash Guy on pay phone: …and Santa’s reindeer won’t be coming home! –Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Traczie Bellinger