Archive for May, 2005

The Irony is That Said Shirt was Brown

Stoner #1: So this fucking idiot was like, “Communism is the way, comrade.” And I was like, “Okay then, give me your shirt.” And he was like, “What, man?” And I was like, “If everything’s fifty-fifty, let’s just switch shirts for the day.”
Stoner #2: What’d he say then?
Stoner #1: He was like, “You got me, comrade. I need to think this one over.” And I was like, “Fuck yeah, you communist fuck.” Yeah, I told that guy all right. –Bus to Port Authority Overheard by: Cary Gitter

…Where Our Editor is Moving To As We Speak

White guy #1: I just came back from a doctor visit, I’m loaded with prescriptions, Zanax, Viagra, I got everything, man.
White guy #2: Yeah, you got painkillers?
White guy #1: Hell yeah, I’m a Vet, any time I get sore, I take
one. I’m good, shit, I don’t even have to pay for these things.
White guy #2: Can I get some Vicodin?
White guy #1: Nah, see that I don’t got, you got to go down to this bar in Bay Ridge. Where are you from?
White guy #2: Sunset Park. –86th & 4th, Brooklyn Overheard by: Nosey Girl

Snappy Questions to Stupid Questions

Girl #1: You are way more charitable than I am.
Girl #2: Are you saying that only Catholics are charitable?
Girl #1: What? –1 Train Overheard by: Karla In a crowded bathroom, a drunk guy at the short urinal calls over to his friend about six urinals down. Guy #1: Hey, man! Why is mine so small? Is yours this small?
Guy #2: What? –Penn Station men’s room Girl #1: Is it hot in here or are my eyes just burning?
Girl #2: What? –M66 bus Overheard by: Gabriella