Queer: That’s why you never bring a drunk pussy to a gay club.
–17th between 5th & 6th
Overheard by: Robert
Girl on cell: But wait, was she gay or was she lesbian?
–8th & Broadway
Queer on cell: Pussy? You mean Pussy?…No?… No, I know Hibiscus…Is that the one with the boyfriend at the bar?…Pussy!…Well, are you the good witch or the wicked witch? Oh, I guess that won’t work for you, you’ve never seen Wizard of Oz.
–Madison Square Park
Overheard by: mh
Girl: Oh my God, I hear heterosexual voices!
–18th & 8th
Older guy: I’m still trying to figure out who designed this bathroom. I mean, whoever designed this place wanted something up their ass.
–Pavilion movie theater, Park Slope
Overheard by: Daniel Radosh
Girl: Yeah, but I mean, this gay thing’s gonna be in him forever…
–East Drive, Central Park
Woman on cell: Well, if he wears a dress shirt with really nice jeans, that makes it a little less gay for them.
–4th Avenue & 12th Street
Overheard by: Tommy Raiko
RuPaul II: Mmm, I would suck spare rib outta his dick…sauce and all.
Guy: Yeah, I don’t like lip rings that much. They get dirty too easily, y’know, from food and sucking cock…
–MacDougal Tattoo, Sullivan Street
Overheard by: gwen limbach
Chelsea boy on cell: Hey, honey, I saw you leave with that hot bartender last night. I’m coming over with a couple of videos and that vinaigrette I borrowed, and you’re telling me everything.
–21st & 7th
Woman: Of course. I’m in and out of the closet all the time.
–Dojo, St. Mark’s Place
Overheard by: Ellen
Girl on cell: So he told me that sucking cock didn’t make him gay…and I said, “How’s that if you never go down on me?”…fucking faggot!