Woman on cell: Little did I know you can’t keep charging if you never pay the bill. –Union Square West Overheard by: Maggie and David
Dad: See there? When people tell you to go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, that’s where you have to go. –South Street Seaport Overheard by: Jackie Randazzo
Guy: The people here are so friendly…It’s kind of annoying. –PS 1, LIC
Queer: It was my dealer’s fault. If he had coke I would’ve done coke. He only had crystal, so we did crystal. –Therapy, W. 52nd Street
Chinese boy: What street is this? Onion Street? –N train, Union Street station
Queer: That bitch thinks he’s some Andy Warhol superstar! Fuck him bloody! –Ludlow & Houston
Guy on cell: Yeah, I’m wearing ahhh…a football jersey and Speedos. –Houston & Allen Overheard by: M!J
Conductor: Good news for riders going local. This train is not going express, as previously announced, but going local, like normal. If there’s such a thing as normal…Questions? Comments? Suggestions? See your conductor, located in the center of the train. Don’t just walk around confused. Ask me! I know! Usually…Just a reminder to turn those frowns upside-down. Smiling burns more calories!
Guy: Giving the finger to the conductor burns calories, too. –R train Overheard by: Dawn
Yuppie guy #1: I’ll have a strawberry margarita. As fruity as possible. I just cover it up with a wife and kids.
Yuppie guy #2: Hey, I’m married, and I’m still not comfortable with my sexuality.
Yuppie guy #1: Really? –79th Street Boat Basin Overheard by: Andrea Natalie Goldstein
Shopgirl #1: So school starts again soon?
Shopgirl #2: Yeah. School starts soon. But it’s not anything interesting, like math. It’s like, all history and sociology and ethnics. Ethics. –American Apparel, E. Houston Street Overheard by: isti