Hobo: Look at you on your cell phone talking all about yo’ business. I don’t want to hear yo’ business. You keep that private shit to yo’self. All cell phones should be put on the moon. –53rd & Lexington Overheard by: Chelk
Archive for August, 2005
The Excessive Violence of Wednesday One-liners
Suit: All right, here’s my analysis. We are going to take Steve and put him in the middle of Times Square and set him on fire. –Nassau & Wall
Conduct Yourself with Some Wednesday One-liners
Conductor: Next stop, the street formerly known as Prince Street. –R train Overheard by: Rachel Kolb
They Spell It as Wendsday One-liners
Woman on cell: Little did I know you can’t keep charging if you never pay the bill. –Union Square West Overheard by: Maggie and David
The Evolution of Wednesday One-liners
Girl: …The only time I was hanging out with girls was when I was cheatin’, ’cause I needed an escape goat. –R train Overheard by: Clara
The Wednesday One-liners Bizarre Guide to NY
Dad: See there? When people tell you to go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, that’s where you have to go. –South Street Seaport Overheard by: Jackie Randazzo
Wednesday One-liners Get on My Nerves
Guy: The people here are so friendly…It’s kind of annoying. –PS 1, LIC
Wednesday One-liners Still Haven’t Gone to Bed
Queer: It was my dealer’s fault. If he had coke I would’ve done coke. He only had crystal, so we did crystal. –Therapy, W. 52nd Street
Bon Appetit, Wednesday One-liners
Chinese boy: What street is this? Onion Street? –N train, Union Street station
The Wednesday One-liners Red Eye
Stewardess lady: If there is a sudden change in cabin pressure, a mask compartment above your seat will open automatically. If this happens, quickly reach for the nearest mask and pull it down firmly. Continue to breathe normally. If you are travelling with a small child, or someone who acts like a small child, please secure your mask and then assist them. –JFK Overheard by: Amy