Archive for August, 2005

He Needs to Call Apex Tech (They Can’t Call Him)

Construction guy #1: Next, the idiot tells me she ain’t livin’ there so it don’t matter if I do the job the right way or the wrong way. She just wants it done fast and cheap.
Construction guy #2: So then what’d ya say?
Construction guy #1: I told her, “Lady, I ain’t got time to do things wrong. Enough things go wrong just trying to do things right!” –Grand Central Overheard by: Mike Jenkins